walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So many bounce houses so little time
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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