Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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