ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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