we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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