btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
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I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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