I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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