Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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