these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
