I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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