Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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