ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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