The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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