make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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