And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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