I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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