There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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