You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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