I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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