And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
a search helicopter?!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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