ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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