You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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