who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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