he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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