Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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