The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.