It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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