I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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