so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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