she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
