Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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