You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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