I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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