Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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