I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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