put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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