He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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