you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I enjoy the company of your penis
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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