Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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