i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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