so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me