new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂