so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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