We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just cut my nipple shaving
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I need moral support for this bender
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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