I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Randomize