I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Actions speak louder than pants.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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