I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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