I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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