The maid of honor just puked.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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