Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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