i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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