i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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