just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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