its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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