Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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