just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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