Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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