Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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